The In the End, YOU Shall Be Awarded a Naked Picture of Z0MB1E Test

SQUASHed!

See? Didn't I promise you squash? DIDN'T I? Oh wait, I didn't. Sorry, I meant to correct this as the placement for "squat". But, I guess it's too late now. Not only do you not get squat, but you get an oh-so-finger-licking-good picture of squash to barf all over. Hee, hee! I am the master of the Decepticons!

Oopsie, I meant deception!

Still, the fact of the matter adds up to you getting nothing. You suck at these questions so much that the only school you've ever graduated from was a Suckatorium. They exist! I think they do, anyway. Well, you're ridiculously moronic enough that you probably have loads of free time to look it up. Well, what are you waiting for? Get to it, pea-brain!

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SQUASHed!

See? Didn't I promise you squash? DIDN'T I? Oh wait, I didn't. Sorry, I meant to correct this as the placement for "squat". But, I guess it's too late now. Not only do you not get squat, but you get a... Read more

HIGH? Err...

I want YOU to get a better score than this! I mean, what are you... some kind of retard? Seriously, who doesn't love video games, movies, The Simpsons, and zombies all in one package? And don't gi... Read more

SHOP-purr!

You know some stuff. You float around here and there, and well... you're about average when it comes to your smarts in these differential areas. But, that still means that you are not the best. You wi... Read more

MARY Oats!

You certainly know your stuff, be it gaming, movies, the reason as to why Homer has a crayon stuck in his brain, or the living undead. "UNNNGH! Me in need of braaaaains!" "Aisle 10 in the Hallo... Read more

NAY, kid!

A WINNER IS YOU! You have beaten the last boss, you have beaten every adversary that stands in your way, and now for the moment of moments to unveil the rewarding conclusion... a photograph of yours t... Read more

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