The In the End, YOU Shall Be Awarded a Naked Picture of Z0MB1E Test

NAY, kid!

A WINNER IS YOU! You have beaten the last boss, you have beaten every adversary that stands in your way, and now for the moment of moments to unveil the rewarding conclusion... a photograph of yours truly, NAKED!

What do you mean that's not a picture of me? Of course it's me! It's what I look like underneath this fleshy human shell. Underneath I'm all ZOMBIE, baby! Take it or leave it -- it's all rotting, walking, feasting corpse under there.

Sorry about that. Of course, as you can suspect, I'm kidding. This test is designed to be an April Fool's joke. What?! You're telling it's not April Fool's Day any longer? Well, maybe not, but it is the month of April and one can play a fool's prank on any given day of the week... so HA!

If you really want to see me naked, why don't you just contact me, let's get together, pair up into a relationship, have lots of sex, make babies, and one day grow of old age eating mush out of a bowl. Come on, it'll be fun!

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SQUASHed!

See? Didn't I promise you squash? DIDN'T I? Oh wait, I didn't. Sorry, I meant to correct this as the placement for "squat". But, I guess it's too late now. Not only do you not get squat, but you get a... Read more

HIGH? Err...

I want YOU to get a better score than this! I mean, what are you... some kind of retard? Seriously, who doesn't love video games, movies, The Simpsons, and zombies all in one package? And don't gi... Read more

SHOP-purr!

You know some stuff. You float around here and there, and well... you're about average when it comes to your smarts in these differential areas. But, that still means that you are not the best. You wi... Read more

MARY Oats!

You certainly know your stuff, be it gaming, movies, the reason as to why Homer has a crayon stuck in his brain, or the living undead. "UNNNGH! Me in need of braaaaains!" "Aisle 10 in the Hallo... Read more

NAY, kid!

A WINNER IS YOU! You have beaten the last boss, you have beaten every adversary that stands in your way, and now for the moment of moments to unveil the rewarding conclusion... a photograph of yours t... Read more

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