The In the End, YOU Shall Be Awarded a Naked Picture of Z0MB1E Test
What do you mean that's not a picture of me? Of course it's me! It's what I look like underneath this fleshy human shell. Underneath I'm all ZOMBIE, baby! Take it or leave it -- it's all rotting, walking, feasting corpse under there.
Sorry about that. Of course, as you can suspect, I'm kidding. This test is designed to be an April Fool's joke. What?! You're telling it's not April Fool's Day any longer? Well, maybe not, but it is the month of April and one can play a fool's prank on any given day of the week... so HA!
If you really want to see me naked, why don't you just contact me, let's get together, pair up into a relationship, have lots of sex, make babies, and one day grow of old age eating mush out of a bowl. Come on, it'll be fun!
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