Have Courage

You get Brave New World. Some guy stole my copy. That sucked. It has all the politics of Orwell with much more of a storyline. Vote yes for genetic oppression! If you were a little more emo you could have The Sun Also Rises.

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Blah...

Read something boring with no flavor like Procopius's Secret History or the back of a bottled water label. Read more

Pretty Boring...

I don't know, try like, maybe... God. Nothing good. How about a book of Frost poems? Maybe read Wuthering Heights or some horrible Victorian Romance. House of Seven Gables. Jane Eyre. Pride and... Read more

Not Quite Perked

Try On The Road or something equally unrealistic. Dr. Sax is generally better, but lord, when you read it keep in mind that he died alone and way too emo of alcohol addiction in his mother's retireme... Read more

Not Quite Trippin

Yep, you get the Perks of Being a Wallflower. This is not a compliment... At least you're not reading On the Road. Supposing I'm wrong, that can happen. If so, try Catcher in the Rye. Not a fanta... Read more

Possibly Orwell

Try 1984 or Animal Farm. The later of the two being the only real piece of literature... The other's just an essay with a bit of bad sex thrown in, but a classic nonetheless. If you really want to ... Read more

Have Courage

You get Brave New World. Some guy stole my copy. That sucked. It has all the politics of Orwell with much more of a storyline. Vote yes for genetic oppression! If you were a little more emo you c... Read more

Poli-emo

Take your pick: Perks of Being a Wallflower, 1984, To Kill a Mockingbird, or Brave New World. Any way you you go, you're a bit political, a bit emo... Take the test again for something more conclusi... Read more

tough one..

I think I'll give you a Clockwork Orange. I recommended it to a friend for a year long dissertation study knowing it was sorta overrated and confusing, that was a fun year. She was pissed. If you d... Read more

Crazy

Alright, you get a good one. Now seriously, this is a good one. Slaughterhouse 5. Oh god, it's fantastic. From there you'll be addicted to Vonnegut, read them all, you'll love them. He's so insan... Read more

Love the Crazies

A good one. Oh you're lucky. Your recommended reading is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Most likely, you've read it. If you have half a brain and graduate high school without it, you're falling ... Read more

Duo

Alright, I've got two for you. They're both a little bit underground. First try some Burroughs. You pick, Junkie, Queer or Naked Lunch. I recommend Junkie first but it's up to you... If you like ... Read more

Francaise

This may sound odd, but try some Les Miserable. I know, I know, old French people aren't your style. But trust me, you'll be suprised. Don't try the unabridged version... totally not worth it. Be ... Read more

Pointy Sticks

I've got the perfect book for you. I've been waiting to write this one up. Lord of the Flies. Your book is Lord of the Flies. If you read it in high school, forget everything they told you. Eveyth... Read more

Not-So-Fluffy Bunny

Alright, you get Watership Down. Yeah, it's about talking bunnies but wow. The Nazi implications are worth every velvetine moment. And when you're done you get to watch the movie. Now that's scary... Read more

Poetry

Well, honestly, you're pretty well rounded for most of the best books out there. Even if you haven't before, try some poetry. American if at all possible. The best books for this are The Vintage Bo... Read more

God Of Books!

Oh! God! You win! You are god of all books! You get Catch-22. Catch-22 is in your grasp! I envy you. You'll love it. It has everything you could possibly want in a book. Everything. It reads... Read more

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