Their result for The Piratey Test ...

High-maintenance

Woo! You scored 8!

High-maintenance pirate. Your crew laughs at you. Your enemies ridicule you. The villagers you steal from openly mock you. Even your parrot calls you a fool. Your pompadour makes wearing any kind of tricorne hat impossible. Your love of petit fours has endangered the lives of your men more than once. Perhaps you should consider another line of work, like deforestation.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • piratey points Distribution

    They scored 8% on piratey points, higher than 94% of your peers.

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High-maintenance

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