Their result for The Loser Test ...

Anchorman

4% Mean, 29% Stupid, and 11% Ugly

You're dumb as a brick, but pretty and friendly enough. You'll go far in life. Sadly.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Mean Distribution

    They scored 4% on Mean, higher than 7% of your peers.

  • Stupid Distribution

    They scored 29% on Stupid, higher than 67% of your peers.

  • Ugly Distribution

    They scored 11% on Ugly, higher than 9% of your peers.

All possible test results

Decent Human Being

Maybe you'll win a Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe you're just capable of tying your shoes and don't smother babies. Whatever -- you're the cream of this withered crop. Read more

Ugly Duckling

Nice enough, went to school, but dude! Sorry. You're not hot and your habits make pigs look like Fabio. Read more

Anchorman

You're dumb as a brick, but pretty and friendly enough. You'll go far in life. Sadly. Read more

Rain Man

You're pleasant, but nobody wants to kiss you. Or hire you. Maybe some night classes and plastic surgery? Read more

Slick Fuck

Cute, smart, and vicious. People want to be your friend, and then you turn around, destroy their lives, and gloat. Read more

Career Criminal

You're that vicious bastard who couldn't get dates in college and is now taking it out on the world. You're smart...just mean as all hell. And a face like Quasimodo. Read more

Mean Girl

You're the kind of person with secret admirers but no actual friends. Because from afar, you shine, but close up, you're eminently hateable. Why waste it? Become a fashion model. Read more

Complete Loser

You're the scum of humanity. A dumb, ugly bastard who's mad at the world. Go home, Vinnie, you're upsetting the dogs. Read more

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