The Would You Be A Good Thief? Test

All possible test results

Not Good

I wouldn't recommend thievery as an occupation for you... or even a hobby. You'll get caught, end up on News of the Weird, and give the real professionals a bad name. Thanks for playing. Read more

Not terrible...

You might be cut out for a gas station or liquor store, but steer clear of the real jobs - they are best left to the pros. Take some acting classes, watch some classics like Ocean's 11, and please co... Read more

Not bad!

You did fairly well! While I wouldn't recommend a life of crime to you, if you are ever SERIOUSLY down-on-your-luck, it's nice to know that you'd (probably) get away with it. Stay sharp, keep fit, a... Read more

Very good!

You scored very well on this test. It's not easy to get a score in this range, and I have to say, I am very impressed. You know what you're doing, and if you're *not* a professional criminal, you mi... Read more

Excellent.

You did exceptionally well on this test. Please email me; I have something to talk to you about. I'm kidding, I'm kidding... You've got what it takes to be a career criminal. Don't do it, for all ... Read more