The Perfect Job For Me In Hell Test

All possible test results

Jester

The jester is pretty much a last resort career. They're not very evil, and they're not terribly ambitious either. They don't seem to belong in hell, but then again that's probably why they're prison... Read more

Messenger

The messenger's job is pretty drab, but fortunately they're extraordinarily ambitious. They can turn any menial delivery task into an adventure, and nothing can get in their way of finishing (except ... Read more

Torturer

Torturers are pretty sick-minded. As a torturer, you'll probably spend your days lying around the chamber throwing things at people. Even though this seems pretty boring to most, you'll probably tak... Read more

Boss

Bosses are very ambitious and pretty darn evil in hell. They're not quite sharp enough to know how the products they sell work, but they're certainly good leaders. And what do bosses sell in hell? ... Read more

Nerd

Every phase of the cycle of life has to have its nerd, and you fit the bill (no pun intended)! Nerds are certainly intelligent, but unfortunately the bosses in hell can be even worse than those on th... Read more

Playwright

Playwrights are intelligent and ambitious, and for good reason. Not everyone likes to smile while they're being tortured, but somehow these guys always come through. Read more

Henchman

Henchmen of Hades must be smart and, of course, evil. They're not quite ambitious enough to rise the hellish corporate ladder, but at least they get to make frequent trips to the surface every once i... Read more

Beelzebub

Satan's right-hand man; Beelzebubs are smart, devious, and ambitious. They practically run this place, for sure. Just don't drop the soap when showering with the big red guy and this job is a cinch... Read more