God to the Bean

You fall into the top 5%, my friend. Congratulations! Not only do you know all the hot spots to get your custom brew, but you know everyone in the circle...and you know all the different drinks. Not only that, but probably an hour doesn't go by that coffee is not circulating in your veins. Who needs sleep? Well you're never gonna get it....but who needs it when you're this wired all the time?

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NonAddict

I'm sorry, my friend...but you do not have an addiction to coffee. Maybe you're more of a tea person. Either that, or perhaps you just like your occassional home brewed cup. But at the very least, ... Read more

Half Drunk Cup

You like your occassional cup of coffee, but you still have a while to go before becoming a true addict. You have great potential though...there's so many coffee resources out there! Use them wisely. Read more

Average Joe

You know where to go around town to get a good cup. Hell, you probably make a decent brew yourself. You can live without it though. Props to you, who can choose to leave the coffee cult at any time... Read more

Coffee Conniseur

You looooove your coffee and you know how to do it right. Caramel macchiatto, please. Or hmm today I'm feeling a mocha latte. Perhaps a cappuccino. Either way, as long as its coffee, you'll take it... Read more

COFFEE SLAVE

Well, my friend...you've been sucked in. Its great, isnt it?! That delicious blend of freshly roasted beans fresh on the pot...you're salivating already, aren't you? Now repeat after me.. "Hello, m... Read more

God to the Bean

You fall into the top 5%, my friend. Congratulations! Not only do you know all the hot spots to get your custom brew, but you know everyone in the circle...and you know all the different drinks. No... Read more

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