Their result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • brainwashworthy Distribution

    They scored 38% on brainwashworthy, higher than 46% of your peers.

  • antitolerant Distribution

    They scored 50% on antitolerant, higher than 78% of your peers.

  • patriotic Distribution

    They scored 48% on patriotic, higher than 67% of your peers.

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