Their result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

The Swine

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • brainwashworthy Distribution

    They scored 15% on brainwashworthy, higher than 7% of your peers.

  • antitolerant Distribution

    They scored 59% on antitolerant, higher than 85% of your peers.

  • patriotic Distribution

    They scored 38% on patriotic, higher than 51% of your peers.

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