Their result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

ADOLF HITLER

Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • brainwashworthy Distribution

    They scored 54% on brainwashworthy, higher than 81% of your peers.

  • antitolerant Distribution

    They scored 45% on antitolerant, higher than 73% of your peers.

  • patriotic Distribution

    They scored 57% on patriotic, higher than 77% of your peers.

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