Their result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • brainwashworthy Distribution

    They scored 38% on brainwashworthy, higher than 46% of your peers.

  • antitolerant Distribution

    They scored 9% on antitolerant, higher than 2% of your peers.

  • patriotic Distribution

    They scored 19% on patriotic, higher than 14% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Expatriate

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The Resistance

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Bre... Read more

The Swine

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Der Kommandant

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the assho... Read more

The Everyday German

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.... Read more

The Foot Soldier

You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations a... Read more

The SS Officer

Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a b... Read more

ADOLF HITLER

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