The Avid Novice

You're either young, dumb or just haven't had much opportunity. Grab the first guy you see and beg him for his help and input.

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The Pecker Wrecker

If the penis were an animal and you were a hunter...well, lets just say Cockzilla would long be extinct. How many guys have you caused permanent damage to? Here's a suggestion...Keep your mouth shut. Read more

Drew Carey LookAlike

At this point you might want to knock out your teeth. I mean really, you should do anything you can to improve yourself in this area. Get rid of the chain wallet and the Drew Carey haircut...unless yo... Read more

The Avid Novice

You're either young, dumb or just haven't had much opportunity. Grab the first guy you see and beg him for his help and input. Read more

The Apprentice

Not bad. You just need a bit more practice. I tell you what...contact me and we can work on you perfecting your skills. Read more

My New Girlfriend

Sheesh. You are the woman of every man's dreams. You have a definite future in the porno industry, prostitution or as my girlfriend. Read more

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