Their result for The Political Moral Systems Test ...

The Pitchfork Populist.

36% Utilitarian, 27% Nationalist, 45% Liberal and 86% Individualist!

You hate liberalism.  You hate Big Government.  You think people, by and large, should Mind Their Own Business and stop telling other people what to do.  You don't think anyone in power cares about the little people, and you are angry.  At everything, pretty much.  You probably identify as (paleo)conservative or libertarian.  You are similar to Pat Buchanan, Ron Paul, H.L. Mencken and possibly Murray Rothbard if you are extreme enough.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Utilitarian Distribution

    They scored 36% on Utilitarian, higher than 14% of your peers.

  • Nationalist Distribution

    They scored 27% on Nationalist, higher than 22% of your peers.

  • Liberal Distribution

    They scored 45% on Liberal, higher than 19% of your peers.

  • Individualist Distribution

    They scored 86% on Individualist, higher than 94% of your peers.

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