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A force of nature.

You scored 67 Practical and 70 Mental!

Oh, shit. I don't need to say a damn thing to you because you already know what's coming. Just don't get cocky. Just because some bullshit test on the internet tells you you're a friggin pimp doesn't mean you are one. All it means is that I'd probably love to kick back and chill with you. Maybe people think you're a prick because you've got your shit together like you do. Maybe not. But you're you're own person, and a pretty well-off one, at that. Go and do good things, and remember to keep your head down to earth and not to let your head get too big.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Practical Distribution

    They scored 67% on Practical, higher than 80% of your peers.

  • Mental Distribution

    They scored 70% on Mental, higher than 78% of your peers.

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