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Miss Trumpy Bum

You scored 36 sloppiness!

You're pooing could be better, but at least your having a go. You suffer from wind because you get heavy build of gas, but you're too much of a lady to do a nice good parp. As a result when you do finally let rip, its best not to stand downwind. Have a kiwi or summat - that'll help keep you regular.

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  • sloppiness Distribution

    They scored 36% on sloppiness, higher than 14% of your peers.

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Mr Constipated

Your poo reflects you - sedentry and heavy so youre probably a bit of a fattie. Last time you had a movement was before the Falklands conflict and its due to eting nothing cheetos and fizzy pop. You s... Read more

Miss Trumpy Bum

You're pooing could be better, but at least your having a go. You suffer from wind because you get heavy build of gas, but you're too much of a lady to do a nice good parp. As a result when you do fin... Read more

Just right

You're a moderate healthy pooer. Good on yer mate!! Keep up the good work. Read more

Diarrhoea Doris

Flippin heck! The wind eminating from your bottom could melt a polar ice cap. Ease up off the cabbage and the granary bread and have some chips or something. Its people like you who stop the rest of u... Read more

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