Their result for The How big are your balls? Test ...

Pool balls

Your balls are 38% large enough to be seen from space.

Not bad. You're fairly brave, but face it, you're nowhere close to being badass.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Ballsiness Distribution

    They scored 38% on Ballsiness, higher than 23% of your peers.

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Cotton Balls

You're a total pussy. I recommend that you grow a pair, or hide in your closet. Have a nice day. Read more

Fleshy Spheres

You're just barely bold enough to be considered alive. You could be worse, but in the grand scheme of things you're a bit of a pansy. Read more

Pool balls

Not bad. You're fairly brave, but face it, you're nowhere close to being badass. Read more

Bowling Balls

Way to go bowling balls! All you need is somebody to rack 'em up, and you'll knock em down without a doubt! Read more

Cannonballs

You are hard, cold, and merciless. Nothing much stands in your way, you are a veritable badass. Read more

Legendary

Thats no pair of balls, thats a SPACE STATION! Holy shit, you are incredibly bold, belligerent, and brave. Your balls can most certainly be seen from space. Read more

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