500 Future Partners!

500 partners. Jesus. H. Whatnot. You're gonna have sex with 500 lepers. I mean partners. You ought to be my wingman if you are a man (or my whatever if you're not). 500. Oh well, at least this frigcksjjking test is inaccurate as HECK. Or is it!?!! I would suggest wearing a condom on your damn foot.

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-4 Future Partners!!

Negative 4 partners! Well, CONGRATULATIONS BUDDY! You may be wondering how it's even possible to have -4 partners. Well, so am I. I don't write the tests, I just channel 'em. Maybe it means 4 people w... Read more

0 Future Partners!!!

Well we don't have to worry about over-population with people like YOU around... You probably have a small penis or a big vagina. Maybe you're something ridiculous like a priest or a virgin or ringo. ... Read more

1 Future Partner!!!!

See the picture? Probably not because you've gone blind from masturbatory-related activities. But if you look at the picture carefully you'll see how you're going to get your only future partner. Pret... Read more

3 Future Partners!!

You will have 3 future partners in your lifetime. The odds of having sex with them all at the same time are 10,317 to 1. Considering the human world only has 9 years left anyways, you should expect a ... Read more

7 Future Partners!!

You're probably thinking what I'm thinking, 7's just not quite enough... At least they'll be all at once. Yep, you heard me right, your 1st 8-some! Too bad they will all have poison ivy, and liver dis... Read more

20 Future Partners!!

Well you have what your semi-humble testwriter thinks of as just barely not enough future sex partners... My suggestion to you would be to maximize them... Get a rotation going on possibly, maybe some... Read more

40 Future Partners!!

Allright! 40! You have just barely enough sex partners in your destiny. Hopefully you can get them all in a room and see what happens. Of couse you do realize that with this many partners, the tawtnes... Read more

75 Future Partners!

75 future partners. Pretty Neat, Huh? Well, if you feel good about these test resluts, i mean results, you have only me to thank, your extremely humble-ass testwriter. But back to you, 75. 75. Damn. F... Read more

100 Future Partners!

Well, that's fairly impressive, now. 100 crazy partners. You are in the highest realistic category. If you lied to get here, it still counts, because when it comes to the dating game, 1/2 of it's what... Read more

500 Future Partners!

500 partners. Jesus. H. Whatnot. You're gonna have sex with 500 lepers. I mean partners. You ought to be my wingman if you are a man (or my whatever if you're not). 500. Oh well, at least this frigcks... Read more

999999+ Sex Partners

I just don't know what to say. You are in the highest category. You're gonna funk over a million people before you die. I hope you're young, because this is going to be a time-consuming (though lucrat... Read more

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