The Ultimate Intelligence Test

All possible test results

Physicale

I think you like to par-tayyyy! You certainly haven't much time for anything as useless as philosophy, and you prefer not to waste too much time thinking about a problem if it's not going to majorly ... Read more

Some brains!!!

You, sir, have some brains. Probably in a jar at home on a shelf. You might not know much philosophy, but you probably picked up a few easy marks on the mental agility section. Well, good for you! Read more

Average Joe

You're quite smart, but not too smart. You're the kind of person people like as a nice friend - not too intimidating, not too dumb, just right in fact. You probably heard some philosophy on a pub qu... Read more

Above Average!

Wow, you can actually blag your way through a philosophical intelligence test. How did you manage that?! However you did it, I'm impressed. Probably sneaked a look at my profile before you started ... Read more

The Thinker

You take time to think about stuff, and you don't care who knows it. You are reflective, thoughtful, probably a little shy, and good at cheating on OkCupid tests. How much time do you spend on here ... Read more

All hail!!!

You are either very very smart, or a cheat. You know, in Kazakhstan they have no concept of cheating? Because they think it's not cheating to help out your mate in a university exam. The examiners ... Read more