The Office Denizen Test

All possible test results

Nirvananite!

Wherever you work, however you make your living, it's better than most out there. Rejoice, and feed off the hatred of the damned souls who must watch you scamper through life giggling. Read more

Imperfect World...

Your workplace has its downsides, but then, who said work was supposed to be fun? If it was fun, it would be called 'Crazy Happy Fun Time'. And not 'Work'. That being said, you either have a good enou... Read more

No-man's Lander

Find a Happy Place... Okay, maybe it's starting to sneak up on you. That co-worker who doesn't shower. Or the customer who's always there, every week, swearing that you personally shortchanged her. Th... Read more

Stressball Central

I swear, if that Supervisor comes over here one more time and tells me how to alphabetize... Yeah, we feel your pain. Everyone has a limit, and you're approaching yours. We might have to endure this ... Read more

The Thin Red Line

I've had all I can stands, and I can't stands no more! Workplace violence doesn't solve anything. But boy, sometimes it's fun to think about. Let's start looking at the want-ads, shall we? Oh, and se... Read more