The Should I Fuck You Test
Their result for The Should I Fuck You Test ...
Hm.
You scored 58% fuckability!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 58% on fuckability, higher than 65% of your peers.
All possible test results
Uh.
Man you scored the crappiest category. If anyone is actually reading this.. well you suck. And not in a good way. I don't think we'd be too good together. So.. go take another test or something. Read more
Meh.
Not the WORST but pretty damn bad. We have no future, sorry. Read more
Hm.
Still pretty bad. I don't think we'd be very good, sorry. Read more
Going Slow
Well you got around the middle. Not extremely awesome but not extremely shitty either. Which I guess I can't complain about. Turns out you're pretty average and this WAS a hard test. We could probably... Read more
Banging Away
Not bad, not bad. You're certainly very good - c'mon you got in the 90s! Tell you want.. I think we'd be decent together anyway, so send me a message ;) Read more
NEAR Orgasm!
Ooh so close.. I need someone to get me to that orgasm. If no one contacts me from the highest category you are certainly welcome in my bed (or shower, hottub, car etc.) Read more
ORGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go kill my weiner boyfriend and seriously come and pick me up. The world needs more guys like you. Read more
