The Nifty Fifty Geography Test
Their result for The Nifty Fifty Geography Test ...
Geog. Bee Qualifier
Out of 50 states, you scored ###!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 47% on statepoints, higher than 99% of your peers.
All possible test results
Terrorist
I think you forgot to take the test back there, bub? Avoiding something? Why do you want to get into the United States anyway? Oh, an airline pilot you say? Why do you hate America? Sorry, but yo... Read more
Please Return Visa
Sorry, but you are under suspicion of being a terrorist, so I'm going to need to confiscate your VISA and return you to your home country. We don't need you here begging for change on the street or s... Read more
Citizenship Revoked
It looks like you may very well be a citizen of the U.S. because probability favors you (though only slighly). I regret to inform you however that you are no longer a citizen. I have taken it upon m... Read more
Have Never Left Home
Hmmm...isn't that ironic? You live in the nation with the most freedom to travel within the country. Take your opportunities! There are no military checkpoints here and there to stop you. And gues... Read more
Watched News Once
I have a theory as to where I think you got the knowledge from to get approximately 50% on your test. I think you watched the news. I hope it wasn't cable news. Am I right? Go ahead and admit it. ... Read more
Read Book Once
Getting close to passing the test, but just inches off. If you got above a 30 and are saying to yourself "but wait, my score is more than 60% so I should be passing," you are mistaken. Grade inflati... Read more
Business Major
YOU PASSED LIKE A FLYING MEATBALL!!! Amazing!!! Isn't it a wonderful world when you are wrong 3 out of 10 times when it comes to common sense and people don't think you're a failure? Welcome to the... Read more
Joe Blow
The term Joe Blow refers an average American. In this case, I determined that you got a C/B and so you are made into the average category. You are not the weakest link. You are mediocre. Strive fo... Read more
Geog. Bee Qualifier
Guess what? When I was in the 8th grade, we had a competition at my middle school and I beat out all the other little kids with my hammer. Actually, I remembered the name of the lake in the Sahara w... Read more
CIA...or CHEATER!
Isn't that interesting...you got all the questions right. Caught you red-handed didn't I? There were several deliberately deceptively tricky questions out there to trick you, but you didn't fall for... Read more
