Their result for The Do You Swear Too Much Test ...

Cursing? Whatever!

You scored 29 points out of 50!

Ahh, profanity is there but you don't give a shit. You probably won't flinch when I call you a cockbreath, but you won't call me one. Some of you might think you don't curse much, and if you scored this low, that proves it. ***Show this test result to your Mom as proof that you don't swear much. Next time you are talking to a good friend, kid around and call him a dickface, asshole, or a monkey slut. See, that shit is funny.

***Please note, "swearing much" is actually relative to how much a person believes they should swear.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • swearing Distribution

    They scored 29% on swearing, higher than 67% of your peers.

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