Their result for The "How Good is Your Penis Test" Test ...

Category 4

Wow! Your penis is 71% Sexy!

Oh my days. I'm actually so jealous. You've got one of the sexiest penises going! Everybody wants your penis! Ask your local Vicar if you can place photos of your penis around your village!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Sexiness Distribution

    They scored 71% on Sexiness, higher than 41% of your peers.

All possible test results

Category 1

Oh dear. You should seriously consider getting penis surgery. You're not going to have a very good sex life. Removal of your penis is recommended. Read more

Category 2

Oh my goodness! Your penis is not very sexy at all! but then again, it isn't too bad. Perhaps you should just enjoy masturbating in front of your computer screen instead of trying to get a REAL girlfr... Read more

Category 3

Not bad! You've got a pretty shaggable penis! But it could be better. If you want a better looking penis, try re-taking this test. It's guaranteed to look sexier by tomorrow morning! Read more

Category 4

Oh my days. I'm actually so jealous. You've got one of the sexiest penises going! Everybody wants your penis! Ask your local Vicar if you can place photos of your penis around your village! Read more

Category 5

You cheated. But if you didn't, you should really consider removing your penis and giving it to me. Because you must have one DAMN sexy penis boy! (Or girl). Read more

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