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Material Girl/ Boy

I like Stalin 12 % much.

ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR. You aren't ashamed to do what you need to do to live that gratuitous capitalist life style. You like to rock name brand goods, throw around some money and do things just for shits and giggles. You don’t want to hear about saving the trees by wiping your ass with sandpaper. You admire a gold-digger, a workaholic or someone who knows how to hustle them gees. Wasteful? Maybe... but hey it’s your life and your money. You really don’t want to hear any bleeding heart liberals preaching and you certainly don’t want to fly economy class. So shake that ass for cash! Just make sure it’s the big bucks because you have needs and they ain’t cheap!

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  • variable 1 Distribution

    They scored 12% on variable 1, higher than 6% of your peers.

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