The What Western Language Are You? Test
Their result for The What Western Language Are You? Test ...
Italian
You scored 6 Restraint, 96 Eloquence, and 83 Love!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 6% on Restraint, higher than 1% of your peers.
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They scored 96% on Eloquence, higher than 100% of your peers.
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They scored 83% on Ardor, higher than 97% of your peers.
All possible test results
American English
You are the perfect example of American English: short and to the point, without unseemly (read: seemly) restraint or eloquence. You say what you mean and then go eat some corn chips. Or say it while ... Read more
Canadian French
You are the North American bastard of French French, a beautiful language infected with your southern neighbor's lack of eloquence or restraint. You say what you mean, but you say it with more love th... Read more
Icelandic
You are a nearly obselete language whose complexity drives most away from understanding you. Your complex grammar makes it difficult for many to fully grasp what you mean to say, but hey, you can read... Read more
English
Yes, you are the James Bond Language, smooth, suave, but still dirty as hell. Have you heard your slang? "Apples and Pears", my ass. Read more
Portuguese
Nobody remembers you, but you are nearly as passionate as your latin love, Spanish. Spoken in Brazil, too, you are the language of bikini waxes and beautiful people, as well as Columbus and Europeans ... Read more
Spanish
Although not quite so nice-sounding as French or Italian, you conceal a passion beneath your rolled Rs and double Ls that would make any self-respecting perspective mate melt. You are the language of ... Read more
Greek
You are a language that most others are descended from, and your philosophers in your ancient for managed to spit out some pretty crazy, articulate stuff. But that's it. We won't get into your Greek F... Read more
French
Yes, the language of Love, the language of passion, the language of unwashed, hairy men in berets ogling people behind baguettes. A beautiful language, yes, and few things are more romantic--the only... Read more
Italian
Rome, Venice, pasta... You are a musical language and stem from the original Romance Language, Latin (no mixing with Germanics here). You've got it made: good food, beautiful coastlines, olive oil, pr... Read more
Danish
Hungarian
Polish
Russian
Fyodor Dostoevsky. 'Nuff said. Read more
Polish
Gaelic
Dutch
Faroese
You might as well be Old Norse, you nostalgic. Read more
Swedish
It's a cold place, but you warm it up with your warm, germanic pronunciations and your tall people and your Os with slashes through them. Skol! Read more
German
Ah... German, you sly dog! You're quite fond of putting your predicate before your subject, and mixing all us romantic folks up, but you've definitely got your pros, especially good cars. But, other t... Read more
Dutch
Welsh
Who else would have a town named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch? And have it mean something?! (St. Mary's Church in the hollow of white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and th... Read more
Serbian
Macedonian
Alexander the Great spoke you (well, an ancient version of you) and was way cool. Who's to say you are not? Unfortunately, you're not that popular, so just be cool with your tiny posse. Read more
Yiddish
Oy vey! Read more
Finnish
Romanian
Occitan
You are the language of Provence: perhaps the most beautiful language in the Indo-European family. Unfortunately, you are no longer recognized as a regional language in most places, but rather as a di... Read more
