Their result for The What Western Language Are You? Test ...

Italian

You scored 6 Restraint, 96 Eloquence, and 83 Love!

Rome, Venice, pasta... You are a musical language and stem from the original Romance Language, Latin (no mixing with Germanics here). You've got it made: good food, beautiful coastlines, olive oil, pretty people.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Restraint Distribution

    They scored 6% on Restraint, higher than 1% of your peers.

  • Eloquence Distribution

    They scored 96% on Eloquence, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • Ardor Distribution

    They scored 83% on Ardor, higher than 97% of your peers.

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