Their result for The SNAKE BITE!!!!! Test ...

Mamba bite!

You are 40% Snakebitten!

Too bad for you! You're not a complete idiot, but the cute snake you harassed from a distance just decided to rear up and bite your dumb ass. Now, you will expire in about an hour! Sianara sucker!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • knowledge Distribution

    They scored 40% on knowledge, higher than 32% of your peers.

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Dumbass you're dead

You idiot...not only do you not know donkey-dick about snakes, you'd probably try to touch this little "harmless" cobra. Haha, leave me some $$ in your will! Read more

Mamba bite!

Too bad for you! You're not a complete idiot, but the cute snake you harassed from a distance just decided to rear up and bite your dumb ass. Now, you will expire in about an hour! Sianara sucker! Read more

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