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John McCain

Congratulations, you scored 28 politically stupid.

Well, you're certainly not red, but you're not all blue either. Maybe like a tomato with a little bit of blue mold on it. Read more Ann Coulter and Larry Elder, and be sure to take plenty of vitamin B12.

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    They scored 28% on stupidity, higher than 38% of your peers.

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The Capitalist

Congrats - you're not an idiot! You're probably from middle-America and didn't get half my jokes. That's alright. Work on the sense of humor and don't forget to pester your less intelligent friends an... Read more

John McCain

Well, you're certainly not red, but you're not all blue either. Maybe like a tomato with a little bit of blue mold on it. Read more Ann Coulter and Larry Elder, and be sure to take plenty of vitamin B... Read more

Mental Elitist

Isn't it odd how the mentally disabled always think they're the most brilliant? Like college drop-out Michael Moore, you generally consider yourself more enlightened than the NASCAR-watching simpleton... Read more

The Socialist

Congratulations! Your favorite Uncle Joe is Stallin, not McCarthy. You should now feel guilty for spending time on taking this test instead of working hard for the millions on welfare who are dependin... Read more

The Commie

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but there's no hope left for you. After years of Communist indoctrination, you've finally snapped and allowed your brains to be turned into red mush, goose-stepp... Read more

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