Sartre

You've gotten the coffee-shop intellectual shtick down cold. You've figured out that being a coffee shop pick-up artist is not, in most cases, about picking people up for a one-night stand--it's about chatting them up and paving the way for a future one-night stand. You've got the patience and mental firepower to intrigue that cute student and you know how to fake being knowledgeable about something when you aren't.

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The Skeez/Skank

You don't go to coffee-shops often, and when you do you use the same techniques you would in a bar. They won't get you very far in the coffee-shop dating scene. If you want to succeed at this, you nee... Read more

The Amateur

You're not doing too badly. Your ploys are a little obvious and will occasionally get you rejected, but you're on the right track. You just need to be more strategic. Pick a particular coffee shop, go... Read more

Sartre

You've gotten the coffee-shop intellectual shtick down cold. You've figured out that being a coffee shop pick-up artist is not, in most cases, about picking people up for a one-night stand--it's about... Read more

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