Their result for The Coffee Shop Pick-up Artist Test ...

The Amateur

You're not doing too badly. Your ploys are a little obvious and will occasionally get you rejected, but you're on the right track. You just need to be more strategic. Pick a particular coffee shop, go there a lot, get a sense of who the regulars are and what kind of books they're reading. Put yourself in their line of sight, smile at them occasionally, read up on their field. The more you know about them and the more they get used to seeing you there, the more receptive they'll be to a conversation.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Variable #1 Distribution

    They scored 47% on Variable #1, higher than 21% of your peers.

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The Skeez/Skank

You don't go to coffee-shops often, and when you do you use the same techniques you would in a bar. They won't get you very far in the coffee-shop dating scene. If you want to succeed at this, you nee... Read more

The Amateur

You're not doing too badly. Your ploys are a little obvious and will occasionally get you rejected, but you're on the right track. You just need to be more strategic. Pick a particular coffee shop, go... Read more

Sartre

You've gotten the coffee-shop intellectual shtick down cold. You've figured out that being a coffee shop pick-up artist is not, in most cases, about picking people up for a one-night stand--it's about... Read more

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