Their result for The Verbal Domination (no, not that kind) Test ...

Helpless Slave

The words have won!

You're disconnected from the physical meaning of the words, and could do all kinds of crazy things if you're not careful. Here's a hint: if you can't imagine a visual scene in your mind's eye representing a concept, and you can't feel it, then it doesn't physically exist! It's just made up of other words; whilst language may form a pretty pattern, it ultimately exists to describe physical things. If it can't do that, then off with its head!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • LinguisticEnchainment Distribution

    They scored 17% on LinguisticEnchainment, higher than 74% of your peers.

  • IgnoranceOfMeaning Distribution

    They scored 4% on IgnoranceOfMeaning, higher than 66% of your peers.

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Helpless Slave

You're disconnected from the physical meaning of the words, and could do all kinds of crazy things if you're not careful. Here's a hint: if you can't imagine a visual scene in your mind's eye ... Read more

Wage Slave

You've got a vague understanding of the physical meaning of words, but sometimes it escapes you. Here's a hint: if you can't imagine a visual scene in your mind's eye representing a concept, a... Read more

Dictionary Dodger

You seem to be relatively competent at differentiating between physical words and their more ethereal cousins. Unfortunately, you misunderstood the meanings of a few of the sentences covered... Read more

Free (Wo)Man

You understand words, and the difference between their empirical and linguistic meanings. You almost never find yourself acting illogically, and are rarely beguiled by words or disconnected fr... Read more

Wha?

You gon' broke it, boy. No-one should be getting this result.  Read more

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