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Athena - Goddess of War and Wisdom

56% Goodness, 44% Vengeful, 44% Lawful and 44% benevolence!

The favorite child of Zeus, Athena sprung fully grown out of her father's head. There's some confusion about how all this came about but the short version and accepted story is that when Zeus first wife became pregnant Zeus swallowed her. In her captured state she began to make a robe and helmet for her soon to be born daughter. The hammering of the helmet caused Zeus great pain in the form of a migraine headache. His son Hephaestus ran to his father and cracked open his skull and from it emerged Athena, fully grown and wearing her new armor. Having been born of gods and infused with Zeus's power a second time made Athena one of the most powerful gods on Earth proving that it's not just a mans place on the battlefield. In acts of war, women are equal if not more cruel and it's thanks to her that we all recognize this. (Or did for a while) Her followers built the city of Athens for her and she's been receiving nods of recognition ever since. Her following has dwindled in recent centuries because people don't often bring wisdom into battle with them. Preferring instead the more "in your face" approach of Mars. However those who want to actually win a war and bring back some living troops might want to start sending a few prayers her way and build a temple or two. Her followers believe in Wisdom, War and Equality

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 56% on Goodness, higher than 22% of your peers.
They scored 44% on Vengeful, higher than 30% of your peers.
They scored 44% on Lawful, higher than 9% of your peers.
They scored 44% on benevolence, higher than 13% of your peers.

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