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Average Joequin

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If you were a mannequin you would be found in a JC Penny's or Mervyn's. While the clothes you're displaying aren't top of the line they're at least mostly name brands. The people with class and wealth pass you by without so much as a look, but don't despair, you're the savior of housewives, and teenage girls that are on their parents budget. The real question is if you're happy with a life of mediocrity or are you willing to do that extra little bit to become mannesuccessful. Strike that extra pose, unbutton that top button, and work your way to the lingerie department and there may be hope for you yet.

Final verdict: you'll definitely catch my eye wandering in your direction. Most likely I'll call you up and see if you wanna go out when my sweetquins and I are having problems in our relationship as you're fairly mannecool, but in the end, we just don't have enough history together for me to dump my current mannehoney to be with you.

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    They scored 45% on whip lashes, higher than 0% of your peers.

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