Their result for The Punch You In The Babymaker Test ...

Getting there!

You scored 81% Tolerance!

You're pretty tolerable. And that is a compliment! Your babymaker and face should be safe from my Knuckles of Knowledge.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Tolerance Distribution

    They scored 81% on Tolerance, higher than 58% of your peers.

All possible test results

Dead meat

Holy shit, I want to pound your skull into wet chunks of dog meat. You very rapidly managed to offend me. I've Got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting to collide with your babymaker. Now scram. Read more

Total knobhead

Honest to God, I don't know what I want to do more: bash my own skull in or yours. Honestly, the frustration is that bad. But I'll still punch you right in the babymaker for good measure. Now get! Sho... Read more

Total Twat

I'm going to slap you with a semi-frozen trout from the Tesco fish stand. Your babymaker is also at risk from a fish-related injury. When you die, I hope you're forced to play canasta with Michael Ba... Read more

Bit of a prick

You aggrevate me. I may have to smack you in the mouth. Your general presence pisses me off. If you're having one of your particularly whiny days, your babymaker may be at risk. Away! Read more

Sometimes irritating

You're nearly not a prat. Most of the time I can deal with you, it's just when you start talking about clouds and homeopathy that I kind of want to break your jaw. Generally your babymaker is safe fro... Read more

Getting there!

You're pretty tolerable. And that is a compliment! Your babymaker and face should be safe from my Knuckles of Knowledge. Read more

Pretty sound

Yes. Yes. You are alright. Temper fading... rage lifting... red-mist clearing. Clearly we are on the same wavelength. A tip of the cap to you and your babymaker. Read more

Good times...

Perfect. You don't make the needle on my TWAT-O-METER so much as twitch. I salute you. And I salute your babymaker. Congratulations. I am sure this has made your day. Huzzah. Read more

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