All possible test results
You want to know if you'd survive in Middle-earth? Well, let me put it this way: You'd be eaten by wolves, stewed by Trolls, diced by goblins, sucked dry by spiders, killed by orcs, combusted by a dr... Read more
Oh hoy! You still must have skipped questions and must have not read the books at all. Sorry to say this, but you'll be dead within seconds in Middle-earth, whether by by wolves, Trolls, spiders, or... Read more
You really don't know anything about the Lord of the Rings, don't you?
As of right now, you'll be dead for sure if you stepped for in Middle-earth: you'll either be eaten by wolves, stewed by Troll... Read more
You suck. No really, you took this test with little to no knowledge of Lord of the Rings and expected what? A fanfare? Sorry buster. Go read the books, watch the movies, and then give me a ... Read more
Wow, you show some promise! Still the suspicion that you skipped questions, but hey, the ones you did answer must have gotten mostly correct to hit this category. Maybe after some studying and anoth... Read more
Somehow you got around fifty percent in both Knowledge and Stupidity. How, who knows, but hey, good job. You sure some rudimentary knowledge of the Lord of the Rings.
But you'll be eaten by wolves,... Read more
You show promise. You know the Lord of the Rings exist, and know a little about the characters and plot, but the details are lost on you. Unless it was unforgetable, say Dernhelm turning out to be Ã... Read more
You have revealed some knowledge of Lord of the Rings such as its existence at least. But you'll be eaten by wolves, stewed by Trolls, diced by goblins, sucked dry by spiders, killed by orcs, combust... Read more
You have a large knowledge of Middle-earth, which is probably growing even as you read this description. You're read the books, seen the movies, and maybe even read one or two of the other Middle-ear... Read more
You have some knowledge of the Lord of the Rings, but some of the details left you running in circles. How about a review of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit b... Read more
You are close to even with knowledge of Lord of the Rings and lack of knowledge. Perhaps some of the more detailed questions had you stumped?
Or were you defeated by the Praying Mantis or Cirith U... Read more
You have knowledge in the basics and a few random details that probably stuck out for various reasons when you either read the books or watched the movies. (Or did you do both? Perhaps the book read... Read more
You, my friend, are a Lord of the Rings genius. You've read the books, watched the movie, and I suspect even devoured the Simarillion, Lost Tales I and II, Making of Middle-earth... Read more
Awesome, my friend! You've read the books, watched the movies, and maybe even ventured into some of the other books about Middle-earth.
In fact, you know enough to scrape by in Middle-earth. You ... Read more
You know your stuff.
You'll survive Middle-earth for half a lifetime before you hit your demise. What is that demise? Well, you have a fifty-percent chance you'll be eaten by wolves, stewed by Tr... Read more
You know the basics. It's enough to get by in Middle-earth for around twenty years before you'll be eaten by wolves, stewed by Trolls, diced by goblins, sucked dry by spiders, killed by orcs, combust... Read more