Amateur Traveler

You know your stuff. You'll survive Middle-earth for half a lifetime before you hit your demise. What is that demise? Well, you have a fifty-percent chance you'll be eaten by wolves, stewed by Trolls, diced by goblins, sucked dry by spiders, killed by orcs, combusted by a dragon, devoured by the Old Man Willow, beaten to death by angry Huorns, imprisoned by barrow-wrights, or destroyed by a Balrog. Though the Balrog might be more in the two percent range, and the Huorns and the Old Man Willow can be avoided if you don't hang around Fangorn Forest by Rohan and Old Forest by the Shire. But the rest? You're on your own.

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Doesn't exist

You want to know if you'd survive in Middle-earth? Well, let me put it this way: You'd be eaten by wolves, stewed by Trolls, diced by goblins, sucked dry by spiders, killed by orcs, combusted by a dr... Read more

LOTR Dunce

Oh hoy! You still must have skipped questions and must have not read the books at all. Sorry to say this, but you'll be dead within seconds in Middle-earth, whether by by wolves, Trolls, spiders, or... Read more

Will soon be Dead

You really don't know anything about the Lord of the Rings, don't you? As of right now, you'll be dead for sure if you stepped for in Middle-earth: you'll either be eaten by wolves, stewed by Troll... Read more

Dead

You suck. No really, you took this test with little to no knowledge of Lord of the Rings and expected what? A fanfare? Sorry buster. Go read the books, watch the movies, and then give me a ... Read more

Promise

Wow, you show some promise! Still the suspicion that you skipped questions, but hey, the ones you did answer must have gotten mostly correct to hit this category. Maybe after some studying and anoth... Read more

Lost without hope

Somehow you got around fifty percent in both Knowledge and Stupidity. How, who knows, but hey, good job. You sure some rudimentary knowledge of the Lord of the Rings. But you'll be eaten by wolves,... Read more

Lost in the Forest

You show promise. You know the Lord of the Rings exist, and know a little about the characters and plot, but the details are lost on you. Unless it was unforgetable, say Dernhelm turning out to be Ă... Read more

Not a Survivor

You have revealed some knowledge of Lord of the Rings such as its existence at least. But you'll be eaten by wolves, stewed by Trolls, diced by goblins, sucked dry by spiders, killed by orcs, combust... Read more

All around Traveler

You have a large knowledge of Middle-earth, which is probably growing even as you read this description. You're read the books, seen the movies, and maybe even read one or two of the other Middle-ear... Read more

Stuck in the Shire

You have some knowledge of the Lord of the Rings, but some of the details left you running in circles. How about a review of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit b... Read more

Split in the Middle

You are close to even with knowledge of Lord of the Rings and lack of knowledge. Perhaps some of the more detailed questions had you stumped? Or were you defeated by the Praying Mantis or Cirith U... Read more

Fallen Short

You have knowledge in the basics and a few random details that probably stuck out for various reasons when you either read the books or watched the movies. (Or did you do both? Perhaps the book read... Read more

Certified Ranger

You, my friend, are a Lord of the Rings genius. You've read the books, watched the movie, and I suspect even devoured the Simarillion, Lost Tales I and II, Making of Middle-earth... Read more

Experienced Traveler

Awesome, my friend! You've read the books, watched the movies, and maybe even ventured into some of the other books about Middle-earth. In fact, you know enough to scrape by in Middle-earth. You ... Read more

Amateur Traveler

You know your stuff. You'll survive Middle-earth for half a lifetime before you hit your demise. What is that demise? Well, you have a fifty-percent chance you'll be eaten by wolves, stewed by Tr... Read more

Expert on the Basics

You know the basics. It's enough to get by in Middle-earth for around twenty years before you'll be eaten by wolves, stewed by Trolls, diced by goblins, sucked dry by spiders, killed by orcs, combust... Read more

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