Their result for The I'm Sick of False Hick Pride Test ...

Well, which is it?

You scored 83 Hickness!

Congrats, you're most likely a TRUE hick. True hicks know several things: It's stupid to spend money on things you'll never use, muscle cars kick just as much ass as a pickup, and it's annoying to see people with bumper stickers and T-shirts proclaiming their false Rednecktivity to others. TRUE hicks, like me, aren't overly proud of being a hick. We don't proclaim it to all and sundry, but we don't deny that at times we can be a bit uncouth. You know that a Hillbilly is a multi-tool and that McGuyver would've been UNSTOPPABLE if he had one of those instead of a Swiss Army knife.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Hickness Distribution

    They scored 83% on Hickness, higher than 74% of your peers.

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