The Existential Loneliness Test

All possible test results

Paradox

Somehow, you managed to be quite socially discontented yet not alienated to others and/or your surroundings. Your social involvement score is low, meaning that you're apparently not highly social.... Read more

Sad Optimist

While you are not heavily alienated to others, you are very discontented with your social situation. However, you appear somewhat optimistic, so while you don't appear to interact with others often o... Read more

Should-Be Optimist

You appear somewhat socially discontented and not highly social, yet you're not deeply alienated to others, yourself, or your world. Your low alienation score and moderate contentment score indicate ... Read more

Realistic Optimist

You're not highly socially contented, but you're confident that you'll get there eventually. You don't appear very social, and this may be natural for you, perhaps a gift even. My suggestion is to b... Read more

The Sage

You appear to have managed to find contentment in spite of not being heavily social, a tremendous feat for any human being. You're not lonely, so you don't need to spend time thinking of how you coul... Read more

Happy Optimist

Not being heavily social doesn't keep you down. You appear contented about most aspects of your social life and optimistic that those aspects that could see improvement eventually will. Read more

Dispirited Loner

Alienated, badly discontented, and mostly hopeless that things will improve. You're a lonely one. My advice is to take note of your alienation score; it's higher than it could be. Although in one se... Read more

Alienated Optimist

You're a lonely one, alienated, not very social, and socially very discontented. Perhaps something terrible has recently befallen you, and you're trying to find your way out. Apparently you think th... Read more

Ambivalent Loner

Your social contentment score is moderate, so while you do appear to be quite a loner, being alone for you isn't always dreadful and may even be useful sometimes. At the same time, you appear to feel... Read more

Half-Way There

Although you don't interact much with others, you don't appear significantly lonely. In fact, you seem contented enough to foster some optimism about your future social life, so I'd guess that you're... Read more

Sisyphus

You are akin to the titan Sisyphus as Albert Camus envisioned him. You accept your alienation and somehow manage to find contentment therein. Hopefully you're not overly alienated to yourself or a p... Read more

Paradox

Somehow, you have managed to score high with respect to contentment, optimism, and alienation. You're unusual in that a high optimism score is usually associated with low to moderate contentment scor... Read more

Paradox

Somehow, you have managed to be very discontented yet not highly alienated to others and/or your world. This is rare, as for most us, alienation and contentment relate to each other inversely. You m... Read more

Paradox

Somehow, you have managed to be very discontented yet not highly alienated to others or your world. I'm afraid that you answered the questions mistakenly, you are in fact very unusual, or else my tes... Read more

Slightly Lonely

You appear to socialize fairly often, and without particularly adverse consequences, as you appear moderately contented and not sharply alienated to others. You could have scored somewhat more optimi... Read more

Optimistic Socialite

You're not fully socially contented, but you're nonetheless optimistic that things will improve. And given your extraversion and the fact that you don't heavily suffer from alienation, you're probabl... Read more

Not Lonely

Hmm, now I wonder why you were taking this test in the first place. But anyhow, you're apparently not a lonely one. :) You socialize fairly often, don't suffer from alienation, and accordingly find... Read more

Happy Socialite

Social, contented, and optimistic, persons of your archetype are the least lonely. While you're apparently mostly content with your social life, your optimism score indicates that you expect a... Read more

Dispirited Socialite

You appear to be pretty social, yet alienation from others appears to be blocking you from experiencing much contentment at all. This condition probably isn't as rare as many can imagine, since there... Read more

Optimistic Socialite

You appear to be pretty social, yet alienation from others appears to be blocking you from experiencing much contentment at all. This condition probably isn't as rare as many can imagine, since there... Read more

Half-Way There

Although you interact fairly often with others and maybe feel alien to or alienated by them, you don't appear significantly discontented (or contented). In fact, you seem contented enough that... Read more

3/4 the Way There

Although you interact fairly often with others and maybe feel alien to or alienated by them, you don't appear significantly discontented (or contented). In fact, you seem contented enough that... Read more

Paradox

Somehow, you managed to be socially contented yet alienated to others and/or your surroundings. Chances are high that either you don't really exist as you think you do or else you've exposed a flaw i... Read more

Paradox

Somehow, you managed to be rather socially contented yet alienated to others and/or your surroundings. Furthermore, somehow, you have managed to score high with respect to contentment and optimism. ... Read more