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The Master

You've got 96 in attitude and 98 for technique.

You take the kiss to the next level. Your kiss is a trancendental experience. You can take bad kissers and get good kisses out of them. You tease with your tongue. You give little bites to the lower lip. Your mouth is an symphony of delights, doled out in a tantalizing harmony of preludes and crescendos. You can access every erogenous zone on your date's body through their lips. People's knees go weak at your touch; the memory of your lips makes people start drinking. It makes people give up drinking. People will tell stories about your kisses years after you're dead. They'll give you nicknames like "The Demon Kisser", "The Devil's Sugar", and "Temptation's Tongue". Your kisses access parts of the nervous system your date probably doesn't believe in. Chakras explode. They may not be able to have sex if they kiss you for too long; they need to go straight for cigarettes and pizza. You are an unlikely gift to undeserving world, and you need to get in touch with me, immedietly.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • attitude Distribution

    They scored 96% on attitude, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • technique Distribution

    They scored 98% on technique, higher than 100% of your peers.

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The Total Failure

Look, I'm sorry. You don't love the kiss, you don't want the kiss, you don't know the kiss, and the truly great kisses aren't going to find you. If you're getting your sex anyway, well, what do you ... Read more

The Intern

You've started getting a hold on the finer points of the kiss, but your heart's just not in it. What's up with that? You really don't enjoy it? Or maybe you're a little too officious. Take some ti... Read more

The Technician

You know your lips. You know your mouth. This score is hard to get, believe me. I'm not sure it's even possible, the way this test was written. If you got it, kudos: your technical mastery has su... Read more

The Highschooler

You've discovered the kiss. You want more. But you gotta learn the ropes. Wanting isn't doing, needing isn't having. Tell you what. Find that guy or girl that people talk about. You're not sur... Read more

The Average

Average isn't so bad. You can still get a movie kiss in here and there. You can probably wow the occasional customer. Your kisses are part of you, you're comfortable with your style, you look forwa... Read more

The Professional

You know what a kiss is. You've spent a solid couple of hours in one mother of a kiss, and you got off on it. Things got wet. People were moaning, maybe two or three people. You knew how to fall i... Read more

The Happy Kid

Seriously, chill out. People know you're eager, but you know what? They're afraid. You've probably chipped a couple of teeth. You've got all the love for the kiss, but you need to sit back and le... Read more

The Lover

You make people gasp. Your full, sexy lips are temptation to excess. The opposite sex adores your attention, your own sex kinda wants some too. If you kiss like this, you bleed sex into the air. I... Read more

The Master

You take the kiss to the next level. Your kiss is a trancendental experience. You can take bad kissers and get good kisses out of them. You tease with your tongue. You give little bites to the low... Read more

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