Your narcotic embrace feels like heaven on earth right up to the very end...so long as you're administered in sufficient amounts.
For those who hold back and decide not to shoot the rest of the eightball or swallow the entire bottle of sleeping pills, you offer a free trip to the emergency room where eager paparazzi and stomach pumps await. That's when you're deemed The Cry for Help.
In general, people turn to you for answers because you're so appealing: glamorous, not too pushy and never terribly serious. Oh sure, the corpses you've left in your wake are bloated, blue and reeking of vomit, but really you're just fuckin' around.
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