The Upset Stomach
You can be a bit wishy washy at times. You don't always get the job done right, but really, it's all about circumstance with you. At your best, you're cyanide. No fuckin' around. Average? Insulin for non-diabetics. At worst? You're liquid drain cleaner...no guarantees.
People turn to you for immediate, simple solutions. You're pretty common, but you can be extraordinary given the chance. There's no need to lie about your effectiveness; people should damn well know what they're getting into when they consult your talents.
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Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
You're into my style, so check out my fashion.
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