You offer the most basic solution to living. Even the uneducated and unimaginitive find solace in your abilities because you appeal to just about everyone. You can be extremely painful when consulted in ignorance, but hell, that's part of your charm, right?
At your best, you are a sturdy rope with a well-tied noose. Kick, snap, darkness. At worst, you are a phone chord tied around a light fixture. Kick, crash, why am I still alive?
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Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
You're into my style, so check out my fashion.
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