Even your FRIENDS can't stand you. The slight impression you do manage to make is a bad one. But that's ok, because you only live for 72 hours.
If you're a guy, you're that insufferable creep hitting on every girl in the bar. The only thing you have to show for it at the end of the night is several slap marks on each cheek, and the stain of a few cocktails on your chinos.
If you're a girl, you're the sad specimen who wants desperately for everyone to sign her yearbook at the graduation party where everyone else wants desperately to score.
The best course of action is to just keep buzzing into different crowds so that no one will notice how horrible you are.
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