Crocodile

In other words, The BAD BOY

As the requisite bad boy/girl, you either ride a motorcycle, have at least one obscene tattoo, smoke too much, drink too much, or all of the above. Luckily for you, this attracts the opposite sex like honey does flies. If you could only make something of yourself, you'd have it made.

Boys: "If that girl's not careful, she's gonna end up on the business end of my d..." Watch it now- You gonna get slapped, boy. Fortunately, you're also going to tap as much ass as you can handle in the process.

Girls: You're "too cool for school". No, seriously. You will probably drop out of school. After a long period of hanging out by the bleachers smoking, you will decide a career at Walmart would be more satisfying. There, your rebellious spirit will attract a company rep, who will take you to the top. You'll be the head of a multi-billion dollar company.. and you'll still be a bitch.

You'll have a lot of success in life if you can just keep from cussing in front of adults.

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