You think you're being really clever when you mooch off of everyone else's work. EVERYONE ELSE thinks you're just a damn, dirty mooch. Seriously, stop being such a mooch.
If you're a guy, you're the type to copy someone's homework EVERY NIGHT, to beg lunch money from your "friends", and to buy a stiff drink for the girl your best friend just dumped. Congratulations. You've reached the bottom of the food chain.
If you're a girl, you find at least one item of clothing in your friends' closets that they look "absolutely terrible" in, you're really friendly with all their new boyfriends, and you always finish the peanut m&m's. If murder weren't actually illegal, you'd be gone already.
The best course of action is to do something on your own, for once. Then maybe you'll find yourself out on a friday night, instead of in calling all your friends to see "what's going on".
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