Elephant

In other words, The STRONG-AND-SILENT TYPE

Some people think you're just full of yourself, but you know that actions speak louder than words. In your circle of friends, you're well-liked. Outside that cirlce, you're either feared or admired.

If you're a guy, every girl wants to be yours, because you're both mysterious and secure. The problem is, you're probably not aware of this. You can have your pick of women. After all, you do have a big trunk.

If you're a girl, a lot of guys think you're too aloof, but a lot of guys think that's really hot. Luckily, the guys who find it hot are the kind of guys you want to be with. Enjoy your mysterious status all you want, but eventually you'll have to choose someone to open up to.

The best course of action is to keep on keepin' on.

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Hyena

In other words, The DRUNK GIRL "D'y'wanna know what?" You're annoying. You're not cute. Get off of me, you're not cute. If you're a guy, you're a drunk-ass girl. You're convinced... Read more

Monkey

In other words, The TAG-ALONG Yeah, you're cute, but that's about it. You're probably the youngest child, right? You thrive on attention and there is no end to what you'll do for a reaction... Read more

Warthog

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Hippo

In other words, The CUTE ONE Well, aren't you special? God has blessed you with adorable features and personality. Unfortunately, that's about it. If you're a guy, you're the one... Read more

Zebra

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Condor

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Elephant

In other words, The STRONG-AND-SILENT TYPE Some people think you're just full of yourself, but you know that actions speak louder than words. In your circle of friends, you're well-liked. O... Read more

Crocodile

In other words, The BAD BOY As the requisite bad boy/girl, you either ride a motorcycle, have at least one obscene tattoo, smoke too much, drink too much, or all of the above. Luckily for you... Read more

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In other words, The PLAYER They don't call you King of the Jungle for nothing. You're at the top of your game, and you can't remember a time when you weren't. If you're a guy, you... Read more

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