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Condor

Roar, bitch! You scored ###!

In other words, The SMOOTH TALKER

"Come on, baby, why don't we fly on back to my nest?" The smooth talker strikes again. You're long, you're strong, and you're dyin' to get the friction on. Welcome to the life of the Condor.

If you're a guy, it's been said that your voice is like Barry White's, only sexy. Your mere whisper blows women's clothes off. The only problem is that every woman you meet is convinced that you deeply love her. And shit, women can be crazy.

If you're a girl, you keep a harem of men about you at all times. You're a queen and you know it, but you don't show it. These men are your simple servants, but they'll never know it. Have fun!

If you use your powers for good, not evil, you should live a long and tantric life.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • jungle cred Distribution

    They scored 60% on jungle cred, higher than 58% of your peers.

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