Their result for The Animal Test ...

Zebra

Roar, bitch! You scored ###!

In other words, The PREP

Congratulations! You're pretty. You're rich. You know it.

If you're a guy, your flashy dress can attract a lot of women, but it also attracts competition. Enjoy those stripes while you can, pretty boy.

If you're a girl, you've surely been referred to as a "trend whore" (probably behind your back). You have plenty of friends, but which of them are just scared NOT to be your friend? You'll never lack for a date on Friday nights, but will he ever get to know the real you?

The best course of action is to flaunt it while you got it. Botox and butt lifts will only do so much.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • jungle cred Distribution

    They scored 58% on jungle cred, higher than 49% of your peers.

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Hyena

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Warthog

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Hippo

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Zebra

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Condor

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Elephant

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Crocodile

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