OkCupid | Take The Are you happy Test

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CrackWHORE

You are ultra happy, and either you are high on crack or heroin when you took the test or your life is absolutely fantastic. Things are going great. I'm pleased for you. You should write a column in the local newspaper about how happy you are. You wake up happy, and go to work with a bounce in your step, smiling at everyone you pass along the way. You hum a happy tune and love the human race. I wish there were more people in the world like you.

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DOOMED!

You have SEVERE self-esteem issues. I would suggest you do in fact kill yourself, and save some oxygen for the rest of us. However, an alternative could be to find a goal. For instance, you might wan... Read more

The do-gooder

You are about as happy as most of the people out there. Which is good. But you really should try harder. Remember, happiness is not somewhere you get to, happiness is the path you travel. If you c... Read more

The Plaything

You are more happy than most people! Happy with yourself and generally with life, you are living at near maximum. Plenty of sex, good food and nice scenery and you will die old and happy! Don't let ... Read more