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The Plaything

Congratulations! You scored ###%!

You are more happy than most people! Happy with yourself and generally with life, you are living at near maximum. Plenty of sex, good food and nice scenery and you will die old and happy! Don't let the other people drag you down, you have a good thing. They are just jealous. Shoot them with your uncle's high powered assualt rifle.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • happiness Distribution

    They scored 69% on happiness, higher than 63% of your peers.

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